- I dunno 'bout this here cowpoke.. Writin' bubblegum songs for murderers and whatnot. I think he needs to go back to what conservatory that made him and learn himself some of that nice transcendent music. The kind that betters the soul, ya hear?
- This here boy may not yet be a doctor, but his music is medicine to this old man's ears!
- Boy howdy, I sure love this fella's music! All y'all talkin' 'bout "art" and "pleasure" and whathaveyou are dang fools! Nothing pleases me more than to sit underneath the stars, listening to this boy singing for his supper!
- Woo doggie, this here's a wild one!